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Minecraft Puns

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by adurlene, Jul 3, 2012.

  1. adurlene Banned

    Post any minecraft puns you have here. The two we have from ingame are:

    I just had an OREgasm - adurlene
    I got wood from punching trees - angryberd
  2. Dan_the_man85 Exalted Member

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    Dan_the_man85
    Lol, they're so funny I piston my pants!
  3. Runge Distinguished Member

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    Rungejk
    You guys are turning into creepers.
  4. Dan_the_man85 Exalted Member

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    Dan_the_man85
    Yep, we're a chip off the old block.
  5. McChickenEX Distinguished Member

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    McChickenEX
    OHHHH Puns, the only type of joke I can make, time to make this thread a star.
    1. Lavaing My Butt Off.
    2.Water you waiting for.
    3. The Arrows is bad here.
    4.HaH, Glassic
    5.Irony
    6.Comedy Gold
    7.You Bricked Me Off
    8.You must really be a square if you have the time to come up with Minecraft puns.

    Yep, Some of these were stolen, but some were made also by me.
  6. nmckay Distinguished Member

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    Let's turn this thread up a Notch!
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  7. McChickenEX Distinguished Member

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    McChickenEX
    Aww Man, I got some Jeb in My ToeNail
  8. Runge Distinguished Member

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    Rungejk
    [IMG]
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  9. McChickenEX Distinguished Member

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    McChickenEX
  10. Runge Distinguished Member

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    Rungejk
    I don't even understand this.
  11. McChickenEX Distinguished Member

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    McChickenEX
    Eh, Jeb, Jam, now I know it just doesn't work.
  12. Dan_the_man85 Exalted Member

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    Dan_the_man85
    Maybe all you guys should mine your own business.
  13. bstats2 Distinguished Member

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    bstats2
    I have skeletons in my closet
  14. McChickenEX Distinguished Member

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    McChickenEX
    [IMG]
  15. nmckay Distinguished Member

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    nmckay
    Is the Minecraft movie going to be on Blockbuster?
    I love Seinfeld bstats!
  16. taste_shot Distinguished Member

    These puns are just too EZ. You guys play a nether game cause you just can't beat me at this.
  17. JellyBelly Distinguished Member

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    JellyBelly41
    I was getting stoned on some saplings when I saw Saka building a giant wooden penis.
  18. cactusman777 Exalted Member

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    cactusman777
    ^ Urm, no, you dont get the idea of a pun. Its something you DONT wanna see every day. Now im afraid im going to have to Block you.
  19. JellyBelly Distinguished Member

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    You don't know what it's like when i get stoned on dem saps man.
  20. cactusman777 Exalted Member

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    cactusman777
    You didnt get it. BLOCK you was part of the pun

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